23 December, 2008

Celebrity Collage by MyHeritage

Just to satisfy my curiosity, I put my face on myheritage.com and see who I look like. I thought by doing that at least I can see what their style is and what looks good on me.
Results:

MyHeritage: Celebrity Collage - Family tree chart - Free family tree maker
That's me without makeup at 1 AM.
I look. SO. U.G.L.Y.
No wonder people don't comment on this picture on facebook! (it's my profile pic even!) I look so ugly people rather not write anything!
Oh. Well. Who cares, you're the ones disgusted, (SUCKERS HEHEH)

Getting back onto topic...
They are too pretty. SHIT. Are. You. Serious. Ayumi Hamasaki?! I bet every girl happens to look like her somehow; she's got 343437 different looks and hairstyles.

She's so pretty, that's why I surprised! ha. ha. ha.

I remembered my three buddies at UCLA compared me to a composite of two girls they know from their high school. They said one girl is very pretty, while the other is "the nerdy counterpart" of me. (I wear glasses a lot) So that makes me = average. THANKS.

At least I'm not below average.

My high school friend told me "there's no such thing as ugly woman, but there is lazy woman" (translated literally from Chinese) I suppose so. Nowadays women can do cosmetic/plastic surgery to beautify their face/body. That being said, I want botox on my cheeks to add firmnes and to plump my lips, surgery on my nose to make it straight...
But of course, there's always make up to enhance(disguise) a face. I choose the latter of course! POOR COLLEGE STUDENT MEH!

o well. A good eye opener nonetheless.

22 December, 2008

back for now

So.
I'm back.

for a few reasons

1) when I google myself, my blog isn't top 5 anymore! So pissed off ah! There's some other Jessica Tangs out there, and I don't even know where they came from!

2) To challenge myself. I didn't write for a while, so my academic english stinks! I do write/type a lot, but facebook isn't helping me too much...

3) A good chance for my younger bro to write. There will be appearances from him time to time.

Now, updates about me.
When I last blogged, I believed I was a junior/senior year of high school (?) I don't remember anymore, that was ages (literally) ago. I was on a hiatus for a while mainly to sulk about my declining popularity. Maybe it has to be my ugly face and I need botox or something.

Now, I am a college freshman studying at UCLA!!!!!!!!!!! U C L A fight fight fight!
It's still a wonder how I got into UCLA (as well as other schools...), and I'm so grateful! That was my highlight of my senior year high school amid all that other drama and shit happening.

Now that HIGH SCHOOL was a past, I get copious(my favorite word..) amounts of FREEDOM to blog about ANYTHING I WANT, without my parents grilling me about what I do during my spare time. Gosh. O now you're curious?
MY BREAKDOWN IN COLLEGE WEEKDAYS:
8-5pm -lectures and between lectures: SLEEP.
6:30 - eat with friends.
7-10 - facebook/crunchyroll/mysoju/youtube/aim
10-12 - Shower, eat...sleep

I don't really study by the way, I study by sitting/staring during lectures. (absorb about 40% material...follow at your own risk)

Also, I am glad that nobody really frequents this site anymore, so I can leave mistakes lying around and nobody bother pinpointing them! (such as that 5-6:30 gap above) I won't bother checking for grammar mistakes bc I just too lazy to!

Right now, I am at my home sweet home in the Bay Area. Going back to UCLA in 2 weeks. New QTR. More ways to FAIL, and of course COPIOUS amounts of NEWFOUNDFREEDOM!



old pic...it should be last years. Eating Pad Thai at SF. I feel that I have to put a pic up or the blog would be VERY BORING.